Dring Dring
"Hi, Brice speaking"
"Hello, this is Marie from the billing office"
"What can I do for you Marie"
"We are doing an Inventory of all the software lincense in use. Could you send me an Excel sheet with the license assossiated with each server, please."
"There is a smal problem Marie"
"Why?"
"We don't actually have a license for each server."
"Gosh! I knew it. With always have troubles with UNIX systems"
"Indeed! The trouble with LINUX system is that is free"
"Free? What do you mean by free?"
"Er. I mean we actually don't pay for it. Maybe I can give you our client number for the RedHat Network?"
"It's the license number?"
"Kind of. It's our client ID for upgrade, security patch and support."
"No! No! I want the number assossiated with EACH computer"
"I repeat there is NO license assossiated with EACH computer"
"Ok! Ok! I'll report this to my manager"
"Have a nice day Marie"
"You too, bye"
Dring Dring
"Yes, Brice speaking"
"It's me again, Marie"
"So what about your license inventory."
"That's OK for RedHat number. My chief told me there is nothing from RedHat. Do you have some license from HP?"
"Er. Yes. I have a volume license for the remote control client"
"Could you send me an Excel sheet with the license assossiated with each server, please."
"No I am sorry. It's the same number for each server"
"What? But this is illegal"
"Actually it's the purpose of the VOLUME LICENSE. But when each computer is delivered. There is a license enclosed with"
"Oh well. Do you have those license?"
"There are in the basemant. I guess"
"This is where we store the licenses."
"That? The big box"
"Yeah!"
"But! There is at least a tousand of license!"
"Yeah. That's why god creates volume license. For sure."
"OMFG! This one is here since 2003"
"Yeah. Hey do look me like that! I am here for 6 months!"
"Ok! I think we won't do this for now"
"Next summer you should ask a trainee!"
"I am THE trainee who have to do this"
"Sorry ..."
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Un nouveau restaurant a ouvert dans la rue des marthyrs (9ème Arr.) : "Family Affairs - Noddles Restaurant".
A la carte des "nouilles du monde entier".
Au début j'étais plus que septique. J'imaginais qu'on allait nous servir un bête bol de ramen avec une garniture plus ou moins variée.
Le gérant nous à vue hésiter, et il est donc venu nous voir pour nous donner plus d'info.
"En fait chaque plat à un type de nouilles et une garniture differente. Les pates existent dans tous les pays. Ici on peut toutes les gouter."
Alors on a pris deux bols :
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